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Transparency and Trepidation: College Communication with Students
Events and changes made in the past month at Beloit College have led students to question the transparency of information the school has with its students. This started with a potential safety threat on campus, and has continued with housing access and pricing information.
Making and Producing “The Beach House”: A Series of Interviews
Interviews with actors and directors of BITE’s new production, “The Beach House”.
“We’re All in This Together” – Weissberg Chair Daniel Wilkinson Speaks to Campus
Daniel Wilkinson is the 2025-2026 Weissberg Chair in Human Rights and Social Justice, focusing during his week-long residency on the topic of climate change and climate justice.
Socrates and the Skeleton: An Analysis of a Trend
Socrates and a skeleton debate each other in the newest AI-slop brainrot of 2026. Ollie commentates.
News
In Memoriam- Charlie
A memorial piece for John Porcellino’s dog, Charlie.
Archives Exhibit: ‘Beloit College Against War: Alumni Stories of Anti-War Movements’
On Friday, April 3, The Beloit College Morse Library hosted an opening for a student exhibit, “Beloit College Against War: Alumni Stories of Anti-War Movements.”
Wisconsin Supreme Court Candidates Face Off in Televised Debate
On April 2, campus organization Beloit Votes held a watch party for the hitherto postponed Wisconsin Supreme Court debate between candidates Maria Lazar and Chris Taylor. The event, furnished with pizza and drink, was held in Richardson Auditorium from 7-8 p.m. Although the debate was pushed back last week after Taylor was hospitalized, Beloit Votes…
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Arts
‘Project Hail Mary’: A Perfect(ly good) Movie
Project Hail Mary: actually pretty good!
Ukrainian Nature’s SOS: Review of ‘Divia’
“Divia” explores the consequences of the recent Ukraine war on the Ukrainian ecosystem.
Lollapalooza 2026: Is It Worth It?
Is Lollapalooza worth it?
Features
Top Six Stardew Valley NPCs
Part of what makes Stardew Valley so charming is the NPCs that inhabit Pelican Town.
10 Music Genres That Exist
A discussion of some music genres.
The Ridiculous Ease of Making Opium
Note that for all intents and purposes, I do not condone making or distributing any sort of drug, nor does The Round Table as an institution.
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Sports
The WNBA Just Implemented a New Collective Bargaining Agreement. What Does That Mean for the League?
The WNBA implemented new collective bargaining, a huge win for fans and players (but mainly players).
NBA Playoffs: Who’s Hot, Who’s Not
With the NBA Playoffs around the corner, Jeff gives us his thoughts on who to watch!
Hot Streaks and Cold Slumps from MLB’s First Week
From Murakami to Oneil Cruz, MLB’s first week has been anything but boring.
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OP-ED
My Completely Valid Phobia of Fish
Sonya tells us all why we should be scared of the fish that lurk in the deep. Very, very scared…
I Miss Nuns
On missing the presence of nuns.
An Update on the Current State of the Sigma Chi Chapter
A letter to the editors from the Sigma Chi Fraternity.
